Tattoo-ed All-star Team

Players with lotsa tatts.

PG - Allen Iverson
SG - JR Smith
SF - Matt Barnes
PF - Kenyon Martin
C - Birdman



Gotta love the thuggets.
Yo, seriously. I would have so much fun making these teams on NBA 2K11.

All-star Team (Current players)

This is based on players I think will will a championship NOT ONLY STATS but player personalities as well.

Team One. (mymy)
PG - Rondo (play-making/passing/assists)
SG - Kobe (mid-range jumpers/fade-aways)
SF - Durant (3-point/scoring)
PF - Al Horford (defense)
C - Dwight (defense/offense)

Team Two. (roy)
PG - Nash (superme playmaking ability, superior ball handling ability, creates opening by faking lay ups or 3pt shots, exellent FREE THROW shooter, unselfish, can get to the paint, great floaters, brillant no look passes)
SG - Ray Allen (3 point specialist, excellent jump shooter, when open will hit most of the time, long range 2 pt shooter, has inside game)
SF - Matt Barnes (defense, 3pt shooter)
PF - Dirk (3pt shooter, fadeaway, difficult to defend in this position, can rebound, part hitler meaning he is on constant kill mode.)
C - Joakim Noah (defense, rebounds, and above average ft for a center)

Melo to the Knicks!

So this trade just went through. and honestly, I am really excited to see how this changes the dynamic of new yawkk. It's crazy how just yesterday p diddy was on the magenta karpet talking about how having carmelo anthony go to the knicks would "change his life" and now he's on the knicks...a trade signed only like 24 hours later after the all-star game.

hmmm...



but in all seriousness, I think this trade is a great opportunity for new york to bring back some glory that they use to have back in the day. I mean honestly once the GM got hired (and then fired later LOL), new york went down hill. It all started with that 03 class LOL!!! new york had 2nd round pick..so many choices to go with. who do they pick? darko. i mean.. carmelo, bosh, wade...you could have picked any of them. but nooo. at least now they will get some of that dignity back LOL...shit was not lookin good for them for awhile.

strong small forward + dominating power forward? I think it'll make them definite contenders on the eastern conference.

And I quote the great John Hollinger from ESPN:

"
Finally, it's over. Carmelo Anthony gets to become a Knick, just as he pushed for all season, and, it seems there's reason for relief and joy everywhere.

New York fans can rejoice over their team's new star combo. Chauncey Billups can rejoice over getting paid his $14 million next year. Denver Nuggets owner Stan Kroenke can rejoice because his team will get under the luxury tax line. Memphis Grizzlies and Portland Trail Blazers fans can rejoice over suddenly increased odds of a playoff berth. And writers and fans can rejoice because they can finally talk about something else.
"

ahh.. that pretty much sums it up LOL. indeed :

everyone is rejoicing!

All-star MVP 2011

I've decided that I'm okay with Kobe winning MVP. I mean, as much as I dislike the guy, the man did make quite a movement in the world of basketball. And last year he didn't even get to play in the all-star game, so it's only totally poetic (and planned) that Kobe gets MVP at his "last all-star appearance in his home town". So sentimental. Anyhow, despite me being a major EAST supporter, if we won, lebron would have been MVP and .... god I hate that guy. So BRAVA to kobe! I'm glad he at least admitted at the beginning of the game that he's about ready to pass the torch and he supports and "enjoys" seeing the younger players thriving! (cough cough... unlike douchebag shaq).

i hate saying it but i guess i'm a
KOBE KONVERT!



Until the finals!

3rd Quarter

So...I am so pissed off right now watching the all-star game. First of all, we have two of the best defensive players in the league on our team (KG & dwight) so WHY IS IT THAT WE CAN'T SEEM TO GET REBOUNDS?! On top of that CP3 needs to relax with the steals because he is pickin our pocket left and right. lets look at the numbers here... it's the third quarter and west has 6 TO. how many does east have? 13!! more than twice as much as the west.

I DO love how kobe dissed lebron pretty bad when he STARED at him while makin that layup hahaha. i love the follow-up too...nice celebratory slap on the ass. oh and did i mention a 3-pointer right after?! wahh wahh for the west winning, but PROPS to kobe for silencing "the king".



East needs to be more aggressive cause their offensive rebounds are garbage compared to west!! again, lets check the numbers: west 17, east? 7.

I've come to the conclusion that defense wins championships but offense wins all-star games LOL. Cause defensively, this is the sloppiest game i've ever seen. The passing is ridiculous!

pre-all star game predictions

For the win: EAST!
MVP: Derrick Rose or Dwight Howard... I'm gonna go with Dwight cause I'm thinkin' Drose is gonna be assisting a lot tonight. def some drives. i'm in denial that it's gonna be lebron because i hate the guy so very badly but knowing his selfish ass...
top scorer for the west: i'm gonna go with carmelo cause he's dominating as hell on the court. i'd say kobe, but i think he's gonna yield today.

off topic my favorite commentator is probably round mound just cause i really feel like he doesn't say or know shit hahaha but he's so charismatic!!! i mean when they did that fantasy draft he had the most retarded line up..but in the end everyone still loves him LOL... swaggg.

Also off the record: blake griffin's attitude kinda reminds me of lebron. he's like.. so serious during interviews. and even during the slam dunk contest the dude freakin won and i think the only time he smiled was for the picture LOL.

cutest nba players:

stephen curry (eyes! what the heck is he anyways? his parents are both af am but he's so mulatto?!)


kobe bryant (dimples!)


jj reddick (abercrombie-looking model AND a 3 pt shooter?! sexy. if he wasn't so good looking i don't like i'd like him that much at all.)


rajon rondo (i like his little pinhead LOL...)


CP3!! (best smile in the nba!)

ok, so i'm a sucker for point guards. what can i say?!

wait so let me get this straight...it's sir charles AND rihanna's bdays?! get outta here.... it's the all-star game! relaxx.

can't wait till the game starts!

Lebron Rant

LOL wow let me start off by saying that lebron is such a little PUSSY! first, he posts that stupid tweet saying "karma is a bitch" and then he takes it right back after he sees what a negative stigma he got in the news n shit. WOW!! he specifically says that he didn't write it that it was a "retweet" yet he never offers an explanation as to who said it. DUDE. if you're going to say something, freakin stand by it instead of retracting it like a little bitch!!! and this isn't even the first time he's taken something back (after he finds out how negatively people react to it). you remember that whole "contraction" thing?! what an IDIOT! i mean honestly for someone with such GAME and confidence on the court, he sure is a pussy off the court.

OK second of all, HAHAHA how funny is it that the NIGHT after he tweets that he injures his ankle in the game against the CLIPPERS AND THEY LOST!!! BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *THIS IS ME THINKING BUDDHA JUST PUNISHED HIS ASS FOR MISUSING THE WORD "KARMA"* LOLOLOLOL!!! i mean miami has been doin good until they play the CLIPPERS and LOSE?! bahahahhaha i'm STILL laughing about it on the inside.

Overall what i hate the most about lebron is how he STILL acts like a little "Victim". COME ON MAN! MAN UP!!!!!! i mean seriously?! the way he says like "karma is a bitch" implies how he feels like he got "hurt" by the cavs and now "god" is putting vengeance on them. PUL-LEEZ!!!! YOU MADE YOUR "DECISION" ON NATIONAL TELEVISION ACCOMPANIED BY A STUPID ASS ONE-HOUR SPECIAL ABOUT YOUR CAREER! DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!!!

ONLY PUSSIES TAKE SHIT SO PERSONALLY! you don't see kobe doin shit like this and he freakin got charged with RAPE!!!! did he release a freakin commercial saying "should i stop listening to my friends?? they're my FRIENDS! *BOOHOO CRY ME A freakin RIVER*" he took the high road and let the haters hate. the way that lebron acts in the public eye is what annoys me. i think on the court he's a talented and great player. but off the court....FAWK! grow some balls, man. you're a meed!

this picture always gives me a good laugh,